Saturday, November 22, 2014

FIA eliminates Red Bulls disturbing Hamilton

ABU DHABI - Red Bull 2nd in the championship, who could disturb Hamilton already palnned to win the championship, they are excluded from qualifying and will start the Abu Dhabi final Grand Prix from the pitlane.
Once again, FAKE FORMULA 1, WHAT A FUCKING JOKE.
Red Bull could be irregular for years and years and they wait for the last (double points) GP of 2014 (not free practice eh) to punish them, when FIA needed..........

the money-driven illuminati blinded & blinding media typically mind-controlling : "we all know Hamilton is a risk taker".
we all who? his blinded fankids? risk taker one driving only fast cars?

Magnussen even out of Q3, well done good welcome 2015 driver instead of Button... McLaren even didn't put fuel to disturb him...
Coincidentally with rumours about being sacked, Jenson has problems in the final races... sorry, he's stronger. They're trying to put a spoke in his wheel... Previously, he almost never had problems in YEARS...
Magnussen is mad, at a certain point in the race when all is lost he causes collisions even with the team mate, when it's useless, this time even messing in free practice.

more to add soon

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Hamilton the new Senna dominates Brazil GP

INTERLAGOS - So the "new Senna", the "fastest on the single lap", using Senna in his interviews, dominated the Brazilian Grand Prix (helped by Senna from above)... wait, no.
Not fastest in free practice 1, 2 and 3, no pole position, no victory, beaten by "average Rosberg", and 2 naive mistakes...(as always) ...definitely new Senna without a doubt... same humaneness as well... a snobbish humaneness appropriate for nowadays.
Senna is probably turning in his grave everytime they compare him to Hamilton.
But for the first time, Hamilton didn't blame anyone.
Don't worry 30 year old kid, you don't even have a nail of Senna. You had your nappies changed and can learn about him only on the Wikipedia.
"The new Senna" Hamilton driving only fast cars : only 1 championship finishing 5th overtaking "ace" Glock, with "ace" Massa winning.
Even "paracarro" Button was in front of Hamilton in some championship, even when using the same car.

"Always try to be the best, but never think to be the best"
(legend Fangio)
understood diva Hamilton?

The Hamilton fankids, those continuously feeling the need to say "he's the best" ('cause he's not), are shitting their pants (and already swearing against the "double points" rule they LOVED before) just because Rosberg was first in free practice. This shows how insecure they are, without a personality of their own. They even think to be Hamilton.
It won't happen (because of double money Hamilton gets) but if Rosberg wins the championship at Abu Dhabi we would laugh until 2016.
The media darling Hamilton is lucky now 'cause I remember before the 2014 season Ecclestone wanted to put double points also for Brazil and maybe USA GPs.
The expected is difficult to happen... the unexpected is probable...
there could be godlike unexpected events and Rosberg winning the championship despite Mercedes making Hamilton win some GPs to balance the technical problems (that also Rosberg had) and more than once laughing at the box...
and all the typical illuminati plans being fucked (see some previous posts)



highlights (should a team as Mercedes be allowed to have Swiss "3 illuminati keys" UBS banks same sponsor of the whole F1?)

Monday, November 10, 2014

Abu Dhabi 2014 Grand Prix



ABU DHABI - Yas Marina Circuit, Abu Dhabi, UAE United Arab Emirates Formula 1 GP. 
أبوظبي سباق الجائزة الكبرى (Abu Dhabi Grand Prix), 21-23 November 2014. 
You can join the Facebook event here, also if you're not going there, 
just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 

British time: (Italy +1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 9:00-10:30
fp2: 13:00-14:30 

Saturday 
fp3: 10:00-11:00 
qualifying: 13:00-14:10

Sunday 
race: 13:00

Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Button eliminated by the illuminati

Alonso is great but we don't want Magnussen for McLaren-Honda 2015, he's a mad idiot (also wearing polka dots trousers), and already showed that on track with nonsense moves.
Jenson is way faster, much more experienced and much more loved among the fans.

”Some drivers are afraid of crashing because they do not want to eat hospital food. I tasted it and it’s not bad.”
(madman Magnussen... his illuminati gestures and signs are explained now, they must've secured him next year's seat, instead of Jenson's)
Good so now go and crash, you asshole... Also, what a bad timing... GO AND TELL IT TO BIANCHI............. MAGNUSASSHOLE.
Of course that bullshit is being very popular around..... totally blinded, mind-controlled audience..... typical illuminati effect.

sack Boullier!

McLaren-Honda mix



driving music compilation

Monday, November 03, 2014

Brazil GP 2014 Interlagos



INTERLAGOS - Grande Prêmio do Brasil, José Carlos Pace F1 circuit, Interlagos, São Paulo. 
Brazilian Formula 1 Grand Prix, 7-9 November 2014. 
You can join the Facebook event here, also if you're not going there, 
just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 

British time: (Italy +1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 12:00-13:30 
fp2: 16:00-17:30 (4pm-5:30pm)

Saturday 
fp3: 13:00-14:00 
qualifying: 16:00-17:10

Sunday 
race: 16:00

Sunday, November 02, 2014

USA GP, fake Formula 1

AUSTIN - American F1 Grand Prix, Austin, Texas, United States.
snobbish diva Hamilton the media darling suffers from inferiority complexes, as he said the people see the difference between him and Rosberg, as a whole, as persons. Of course we can see you're a fucking cunt. It seems like he needs to remind them... always trying to dimish the rival.

More about the illuminati in Formula 1.
We seriously think it's all done on purpose. 1) to show that Hamilton is superior to all the problems, created intentionally 2) his mistakes are not real. We know that the illuminati want to show their power (especially to the people who know...), even showing that a driver is not so great, not perfect, but they make him win, it's thanks to them.
They're ACTING. It's like the Truman Show.

Rosberg's girlfriend Vivian hugging Lauda looked like : ok we let you have this pole position, doesn't change anything.

real champion Button : no three cars per team (despite it would help him to stay)
fake champion Hamilton : ok 3 cars, 1 for a young driver (so Hamilton can win easily)
"win easily" for Hamilton is nothing new....... only fast cars for the diva.

McLaren with new illuminated yellow-coloured sponsor rules.
1st and 2nd and SECONDS in front of the others for a lot of time during free practice.
The illuminati allowed it for some time. It's just another demonstration of their power.

also Ricciardo was carrying illuminati signs (horns on the helmet and devilish beard), in fact he was 1st for a long time during free practice and finished the race 3rd.

Sutil with that "66" (99) thing on his helmet, goes to Q3 for the first time... sponsor : "CLARO III"... (looking like rays of the sun... or an eye...)
also check out Randstad sponsor horns... (Williams this year suddenly strong)

they're instructed like scientific robots.
The illuminati adore the God Horus, god of the sun and war (H -> shape Petronas towers, with triangle underneath, hell, devil's horns, 44, gestures they make on purpose).
Horus is a bird (looking like a F1) with 2 EYES, the Sun and the Moon

Can't you see it's all fake, not real... in good and in bad.
Just like Mercedes making Hamilton win some GP to compensate the technical problems (that also Rosberg had) and laughing at the box, more than once time.
Don't be naive and mind-controlled, that's what they want...
also, Vettel wins GPs for years and years like a robot and all of a sudden sucks, continuous problems, despite driving the same car, with years of experience. Now not even participating in the qualifying.



"highlights" (not really) ...song : "the 4 Horsemen"... from the album "666"...
"...the leading H horse is WHITE"... (Hamilton's new white H helmet)

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

illuminati to make Hamilton win

If you don't believe these things you must be very naive... it's all about this in the entertainment world (music, sport, cinema), especially in the "Sport" of Money...
They're shitting their pants that Rosberg could win the last race at Abu Dhabi with double points and now they're making Hamilton win many GPs, and always laughing at Mercedes box... (Toto Wolff and company). Hamilton will obviously win the world championship, he gets the double of Rosberg's money...

The illuminati put symbols and numbers as if they were brands, sponsors, but it's all precisely, typically illuminati calculated.
44 (even red) are the devil's horns, as the gesture they make (4 is THE illuminati number).
On the two Mercedes cars there are in total 6 Mercedes logos... and the number 6 is written 3 times... 666 (Satan's number).
One is Rosberg car and two 6 are the Petronas logo... (see below)


"Ill"uminati, looks like a triple I, not to mention the IIIONSTER (Monster) sponsor. Oh and obviously Mercedes triple symbol.
On the car there's obviously also a typical illuminati Swiss sponsor, just like Swiss UBS banks with their strange triple keys symbol (name sponsor of the whole F1), where Bin Laden had his money.
Swiss like that huge illuminati bitch called Blatter, the most mafioso of all.

Mercedes' Petronas logo is made of a typical illuminati triangle and one thing looking like an eye (the typical illuminati eye is only one) that is also an uncomplete triangle... (they look like owl eyes, that is a typical illuminati thing).
In Kuala Lumpur, the (typical illuminati dualistic) Petronas towers form a "H" letter (Hell-Heaven, also the DEVIL's horns) and there's something looking like an uncomplete triangle underneath. Also click here
Just like the Red Bull logo was (is) a double bull (with DEVIL's horns) with a light behind... and illuminati Infiniti logo looked like an eye with an uncomplete triangle...

There would be even much more to add...

Nowadays the people who have a work and moan, the people who have a well paid work and moan, the people who are well paid to travel around the world for F1 and moan (yes you Hamilton), are the SHITTIEST people in the world.
Packing for the Usa GP is A DRAMA... swap your whining, fag, diva life with someone else's and see what is a drama, you fucking assholes





the 4 Horsemen...



famously satanist Led Zeppelin
Houses of the Holy... H again... "...from the door comes Satan's daughter... Let the music be your master, will you heed the master's call? Oh-whoa-oh, Satan an' man... "

Sunday, October 12, 2014

USA Grand Prix 2014 Austin, Texas


AUSTIN - F1 Circuit of the Americas, Austin, Texas, United States. 
American Formula 1 GP, 31 October-2 November 2014. 
You can join the Facebook event here, also if you're not going there, 
just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 

British time: (Italy +1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 15:00-16:30 (3pm-4:30pm)
fp2: 90:00-20:30 

Saturday 
fp3: 15:00-16:00 
qualifying: 18:00-19:10

Sunday 
race: 20:00

Russia Grand Prix, Formula 1 & Mercedes clowns

SOCHI - They always laugh at Mercedes box eh... (Toto Wolff again).
problems for Rosberg (OH , REALLY ?) over and over again and again and again... wasn't it "only Hamilton" according to his idiotic hip-hop fankids
YO YO YO YO YO YO..................
Also, it's absurd to give back the position in cases like this.
Why are we still watching this pre-arranged shit... we fans are FUCKING TIRED.
what an EXCITING GP...........shivers down our spine... BUFFOONS!!!!!!! BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Watch out cos the next one is the USA GP... Americans want grungy fooking people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, and they don't get it
ahahaha

The media darling Hamilton combacks were "thanks to the great talent of Hamilton". Rosberg's are "thanks to the car"... His talent in comebacks assumes everybody let the diva pass or you'll have your car ruined...
Also notice how there were a few pitstops, no crashes, and great tyres this time eh after the Suzuka misdeeds with Bianchi.

Japan mess pitstops : 80 (about 4 per car)
Sochi pitstops : 23 (about 1 per car)
...and it's not really because of the rain, on the contrary when it rains and there's a safety car you can even have only one pitstop. It's about the tyres compound............. NOW they wanted no mess...........
FAKE Formula One

We noticed the Hamilton mindcontrolled fankids and media are continuously saying (every fucking day, under every fucking post) he's the best, oh how great you are, etc.
That's how a media darling works. Seems like he needs that, he needs confirmations, while one who is really the best doesn't need that 'cause everybody already knows...
How could the best one not win on the best car and getting double wages... in the Sport of Money...

1st Rosberg, 2nd Hamilton... no moaning about final double points.
1st diva Hamilton, 2nd Rosberg... "double points are a farce".
making win the one who gets double wages is already a farce. Grown up men behaving like fanboys are a farce. Britishmen supporting Nazi Merzedes are a farce.

"highlights" video soon?


laugh laugh... everybody laughing... dumb and dumber (asshole and assholer, lol) Ecclestone and Putin... 
we also pay a higher bill now thanks to your fucking wars. 
Oh but thank God we are rich eh... sure more than them...

Sunday, October 05, 2014

Russia GP 2014


SOCHI - Sochi Autodrom, Russia. 
Гран-при России, Russian Formula 1 Grand Prix preview, 10-12 October 2014. 
You can join the Facebook event here, also if you're not going there, 
just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 
British time: (Italy +1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 7:00-8:30 
fp2: 11:00-12:30

Saturday 
fp3: 9:00-10:00 
qualifying: 12:00-13:10 (1:10pm)

Sunday 
race: 12:00 (local time: 15:00)

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Japan GP 2014 Suzuka


SUZUKA - Nippon F1 circuit, Ino, Suzuka City, Mie Prefecture. 
Japanese Formula 1 Grand Prix preview (日本グランプリ Nihon-guranpuri), 3-5 October 2014. 
You can join the Facebook event here, also if you're not going there, 
just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 

British time: (Italy +1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 2:00-3:30
fp2: 6:00-7:30 

Saturday 
fp3: 3:00-4:00 
qualifying: 6:00-7:10 

Sunday 
race: 7:00

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Singapore GP, Mercedes buffoons

the clowns trying to equalise technical problems... what a joke of Formula 1...
the Hamilton fankids always say it's only their idol always having technical problems, and never Rosberg... sure... oh Hamilton poor victim... he gets the double of money than Rosberg, in F1 the sponsors rule...
liar liar Pinocchio Hamilton says he's still following... to put pressure on Nico.


the diva Hamilton sing Sunday morn, today's the day she's sworn, to steal what she never could own, and race from this hole she calls home, now you're at the wheel, tell me how, how does it feel? so good to have equalised eh...

Singapore GP 2014 Formula 1



SINGAPORE - F1 Marina Bay Street Circuit, Singapore. 
Formula One Grand Prix preview, 19-21 September 2014 (night race). 
You can join the Facebook event here, also if you're not going there, 
just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 

British time: (Italy +1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 11:00-12:30
fp2: 14:30-16:00 (2:30pm-4:00pm) 

Saturday 
fp3: 11:00-12:00 
qualifying: 14:00-15:10 

Sunday 
race: 13:00

Saturday, September 13, 2014

Formula 1 2015 calendar

20 races, no Korean and New Jersey Grand Prix, maybe postponed to 2016. Japanese GP in September. Nürburgring, not Hockenheim. New GP back: Mexican GP.

new McLaren-Honda 2015 presentation
winter tests

Australia Australia Melbourne (15 March) 
Malaysia Malaysia Sepang (29 March) 
Bahrain Bahrain Sakhir (5 April) 
China China Shanghai (19 April) 
Spain Spain Barcelona (10 May) 
Italy Italy Monza (6 September) 
Singapore Singapore Singapore (20 September)
Japan Japan Suzuka (27 September)
Russia Russia Sochi (11 October)
United States United States Austin (25 October)
MEXICO  Mexico Mexico City (1 November)

Sunday, September 07, 2014

Monza GP, all planned...

MONZA - Italian Gran Premio.
As predicted... OH ! INCREDIBLE... Rosberg let Hamilton pass...the team ordered that... (WHY Toto Wolff LAUGHING????? very meaningful...)
interview with Hamilton :
"well... errrrr... first of all, congratulations to the team..."
ahaha no doubt... a masterpiece.
The Hamilton fanboys are saying he would've passed Rosberg anyway... sure, causing damages and requesting to let him pass as always, the diva.
lol @ Rosberg & Massa speaking in Italian with a microphone on the podium, and Hamilton didn't understand a fucking anything.
We like Rosberg also because he always mocks a woman from the Italian tv.

15 YEAR OLD fankids from fake China who blame the drivers and want fake Vettel @ McLaren. Enough said.
The problem for Ferrari in Monza could cause Alonso (tired of them) going away to McLaren... yes please.
But the great news of the day is : JENSON STAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grazie a Dio non siamo andati a sta buffonata tutta pianificata, come tipico degli illuminati...


highlights, songs : Martini’s La bella vita - by Nashell
& Pass me down the wine - by Gallagher, Liam, not the media darling one

Saturday, September 06, 2014

Monza 2014 qualifying, Italian Grand Prix

MONZA - Wondering why nothing happened during qualifying... not even a battle... they will probably make Hamilton win (because of the trouble in Belgium).
He's famous to be the quickest on a single lap and it's 5 months the "new Senna" is not able...
All the Hamilton's blinded fankids say he always got on well together with all his team mates, and now he just said he always had difficult relationships with ALL of them. Another proof they've got nothing to do with Formula 1, they're hip-hop fans.
Now he won a prize from GQ... What did he do to be the SPORTSman of the year?? he's another media darling... Most humble diva of the year eh...
Mercedes (or anyone for them in the power...) will also have to find a way to make him win the championship at the end (the double points for the last race will help...), because he gets the double of the money Rosberg gets, and you know sponsors rule in this non-sport about money...

For the Martini events of this weekend in Milano, there was also Bottas. Shame we were late. There was also Massa. Thank God we were late.

For 2015, if Honda absolutely wants an "old" experienced champion, then Alonso is the best. No fucking fake Vettel.
Magnussen+Vandoorne together no.
We would keep Button (who knows McLaren well, and if you give Jenson a good car he still got it and wins) and then one among Fernando, Bottas, Ricciardo if it was possible but it isn't.
But with Honda's money everything is possible.
Rumours : Montezemolo away, Marchionne in, Alonso away to McLaren, Hamilton @ Ferrari.
Now they say Hamilton "the new (fake) Senna" (not even a nail of him) could join McLaren-Honda. No thanks.
Not a chance. First he must be sure the car is fast. His "talent" drives fast cars only...
The new Senna winning only 1 world championship finishing 5th overtaking Glock and the talent of MASSA winning the race. The new Senna...

ITALIANO

Sky inglese ha messo Hamilton come asso di DENARI ahaha how appropriate for the little bitch.

Le foto dell'Autodromo di Monza fatte con l'angolatura strategica (e sempre le stesse tribune) per non far vedere che c'erano quattro gatti... pathetic.
Tribune mezze vuote anche sabato... persino alla Prima Variante che di solito era piena, già all'alba.
Mai vista così poca gente, anche all'Ascari, che è un classico al venerdì pomeriggio. Ovviamente come l'anno scorso racconteranno che l'Autodromo è strapieno.
In pratica questo benedetto abbonamento 3 giorni tanto sponsorizzato non l'ha preso quasi nessuno. Gestito malisssssimo...
Quando uno ha bisogno di imparare qualche strategia di promozione, dovrebbe affidarsi all'Autodromo... fallimento garantito.

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Martini events in Milano


MILAN - Monza week, for the Italian Grand Prix, in the piazza of the new skyscraper square, deejay sets, the Williams car again, their nice clothes, etc. oh and drinking lol from 4 to 7 September

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Monza 2014 Italian Formula 1 Grand Prix


MONZA - Monza F1 circuit, Milan, Gran Premio d'Italia. 
92nd Italian Formula One Grand Prix preview, 5 -> 7 September 2014. 
You can join the Facebook event here, just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 

Italy time: (British -1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 10:00-11:30 
fp2: 14:00-15:30 (2pm-3:30pm)

Saturday 
fp3: 11:00-12:00 
qualifying: 14:00-15:10 

Sunday 
race: 14:00

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

boicotaggio, non andate a Monza

Noi non andiamo più. Basta prese per il culo. Non gli farà una grande differenza senza di noi, ma l'anno scorso l'ha fatta, ed era la prima volta che saltavamo. Infatti la FIA (Ecclestone) ha parlato di un fallimento e della possibilità di futura cancellazione (nel 2017 il Gran Premio d'Italia sarebbe al Mugello in Toscana vicino a Firenze).
Tra l'altro, sarebbe ora di dare un segnale che questi prezzi dei biglietti al giorno d'oggi sono troppo alti (per non parlare delle spese extra, trasporti, pasti, anche hotel per quelli che arrivano da lontano).

A 13 giorni (porta fortuna eh...) di distanza si sono degnati di comunicare che il walkabout (che fino al 2012 era accessibile anche ai possessori del biglietto del venerdì) è solo per chi fa l'abbonamento 3 giorni. Hanno tentato la tattica di tenere "l'attività da confermare" in sospeso fino alla fine, nel tentativo disperato di vendere più abbonamenti...
L'anno scorso hanno tentato di incolpare altri, FIA, FOM, FOCA, FICA... classico scaricabarile italiano, senza chiarezza. E dicendo che "noi ve l'avevamo detto che era da confermare", sorvolando sul fatto che la modalità era cambiata...
La gente non ha più i soldi, la voglia e il tempo di spendere 4 giorni (col giovedì) sotto il sole in mezzo agli ubriachi per non vedere quasi nulla.

Servizio clienti inesistente, non ti rispondono. Se uno volesse prendere i tickets, si sarebbe già spazientito... si vede che non gli interessa se andiamo o meno... punteranno tutto sugli stranieri che non sanno... va bene... a chi possono sperare di vendere qualche abbonamento (prato) in più anzichè il biglietto del venerdì, se non a noi poveri italiani... Gli stranieri, che stanno meglio di noi, quando vengono al Gran Premio hanno diverse cose da pagare e prendono anche i biglietti tribuna per il weekend, mica sono dei barboni come noi. Mica vengono dall'Australia per non vedere una mazza.

Tra l'altro il walkabout è di un ripetitivo allucinante. E invece lo trattano come fosse oro. E' come andare a un concerto. Ore di attesa, anche sotto il sole, all'inizio tranquillo poi sempre più pigiati. Fino al delirio dell'apertura cancelli. Le "minacciate" aperture cancelli, i falsi allarmi. La corsa (ad ostacoli = persone svenute, o feriti). La calca alla transenna, quando ogni tanto ritrovi un tuo braccio o una gamba. I litigi con stranieri ubriachi. Perchè "gli hai toccato un braccio". Mica sono abituati al nostro Far West. Code che non sono code, ecc. qui è un macello qualsiasi cosa. Ecco, il walkabout è un casino comunque. Quindi è inutile star lì a far la commedia italiana.

Sono ancora altre balle che la nuova parabolica con l'asfalto l'ha voluta la Fia... la FIM... D'altronde, è gente che nega persino l'evidenza, delle foto dell'anno scorso (ad esempio : poca gente al venerdì e loro dicevano che era pieno).
Ma sì, con le modifiche al circuito hanno voluto ingraziarsi la FIA... per paura che il GP venga cancellato... Persino i lavori alla storica parabolica sopraelevata, asfaltata (che ovviamente non verrà utilizzata, essendo un suicidio). La storia non si tocca, soprattutto per chi non la conosce ancora.

DISPERATI... Mazzoni della RAI si è messo a fare pubblicità al WALKABOUT !!! Se avessimo ancora qualche residuo di voglia di andare, questa è stata la...mazzata definitiva.
Questa è la conferma (se ce ne fosse bisogno) che c'è decisamente qualcosa che non va...
E anche pubblicità al "lavoro" come gridgirl... (si vede che l'entro "il 28 luglio" gli hanno dato il 2 di picche). Tra l'altro, meglio specificare, NON è più un lavoro... è tutto volontariato. Così come l'Expo. Ti "pagano le spese" (dicono), cioè ti danno biglietto dei mezzi e panino.

Anche il poster, la locandina (perchè è un film, una commedia italiana) è uscito a non molti giorni di distanza, proprio adesso che il GP avrebbe bisogno di pubblicità. Caliamo un velo pietoso sulla grafica... troppo lavoro eh... è la versione compressa delle ciofeche dei poster della FIA.

UPDATE ahaha l'Autodromo che pubblicizza i mezzi di trasporto, senza avvertire COME (male) funzionano... beata ignoranza dei turisti stranieri...
partenze ritardate di oltre mezze ore (quando tu ti eri fatto tutti i calcoli x dove essere a certi orari), autobus bloccati nel traffico per altre mezze ore a 80°C pieni zeppi tipo Fantozzi in 3a classe x Montecarlo, fermate farlocche spostate, orari non rispettati, biglietti fantasma che ovviamente i turisti credono di poter comprare sul bus, ecc. ecc. per non parlare del TRENO GRATUITO... (mai visto tanto casino tutto insieme, ORE di attesa nel macello)
Dovrebbe fare pubblicità anche Mazzoni...

Monza gestita malisssssimo

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Hamilton who?

SPA-FRANCORCHAMPS - Belgian Grand Prix.
ahaha it happened once again, in Belgium too... Hamilton in front of the crowd : "(unintelligible) ...guys, are you ok?!!" silence.
The interviewer : "Ladies & gentlemen... Lewis Hamilton!!"
silence.
And the crowd @ Spa is a lot of English fans...
Who are his 2,470,000 Facebook fans?? Obama fans? probably hip-hop fans, people who like the IDEA of being fan of Hamilton, as we said, people who have nothing to do with Formula 1.

The liar Hamilton told another lie, this time about (his version of) the contact with Rosberg, who never said he did it on purpose, it would've been a suicide.



"highlights", once again no pics of the race as a protest for this Formula 1 boring as fuck. Nothing really happened. And when you do a little thing, it's a huge scandal for them. Seems like F1 is now about tourism only. 
song by Australian Jet (for Ricciardo), from Sky F1

Red Bull's newbie Ricciardo >>> Vettel. 3 victories to 0.
and who's gonna get McLaren? Vettel.

About Maldonado, we often noticed he makes a little mistake and then fuck knows what happens, maybe he loses concentration, after a few seconds it seems like he has no control and makes another, bigger mistake. It's so clear he drives because he brings money to Lotus without money. This is not a driver.

DISPERATI... Mazzoni si è messo a fare pubblicità per Monza al WALKABOUT !!! Se avessimo ancora qualche residuo di voglia di andare, questa è stata la...mazzata definitiva.
Questa è la conferma (se ce ne fosse bisogno) che c'è decisamente qualcosa che non va...

Stella Bruno dopo le qualifiche : "te la sei vissuta questa battaglia eh?"
Rosberg : "cosa vuol dire?" (ahahaha) ..."eh ma io mica li vedo i tempi eh"

Sunday, August 03, 2014

Button-Bottas-Alonso for McLaren Honda

rumours for McLaren Honda 2015

McLaren leaves Mercedes engines and gets German Vettel as new driver, sure. One slower than one driving a new car, Ricciardo on Red Bull.
Kobayashi or Katayama for Honda would be better than Vettel instead.
Also, Magnussen is slower than Jenson. Facts.

When the media named Grosjean as possible new driver (exchange with Button, si spera boiata di Mazzoni della Rai), one who became famous for being a disaster in continuous crashes, at the Hungaroring he crashed again.

The worst drivers for McLaren now would be Vettel, Schettino diva Hamilton, and Grosjean. The best would be the fast Alonso, Bottas, Ricciardo and McLaren experienced Jenson.
SACK BOULLIER

The fankids are saying this half season was "TRULY AMAZING"...said from people who have seen an average of 2 seasons in their life. Truly amazing like : Mercedes could do what they want, everbody saying the noise of the cars don't even sound like Formula 1, to have the first exciting GP the people had to wait half season in Hungary influenced by the wet track and still not raining yet, the nose of the cars is dangerous and caused too many loops, all the teams already realized the new rules are wrong, another dominance, even worse than Vettel's 'cause this was from the start, etc. etc.

Quei rimbambiti dell'Autodromo di Monza (che non hanno ancora pubblicato il poster del Gran Premio d'Italia, adesso che con la crisi e il rischio della futura cancellazione ci sarebbe da fare promozione... proprio gestito male) neanche dicono che adesso sono disponibili i biglietti di Monza x le giornate singole... sembrano rassegnati... stavolta mica ci sforziamo di informare la gente in giro, dopo la fregatura dell'anno scorso. Che poi, più biglietti vendono, e meno ci sarebbero "offerte", e possibilità che il walkabout torni come prima, quindi meglio parlare di merda di Monza.
Addirittura adesso c'è scritto che il walkabout è "attività da confermare" persino x quelli con l'abbonamento... ma stiamoscherzando o cosa.
Solo in Italia... Lo fanno perchè siamo il paese dei furbi e vogliono vendere più biglietti costosi possibile e abbonamenti di 3 giorni (per non parlare di passare giorni sotto il sole in mezzo al casino x non vedere quasi niente). Si sono visti i risultati l'anno scorso, il primo che non siamo andati... (probabile quest'anno anche). Ecclestone che ha parlato di un fallimento (c'erano le tribune mezze vuote al venerdì ma l'Autodromo diceva che erano piene) e che quindi il GP potrebbe venire cancellato alla scadenza del contratto (2016), con un probabile Mugello in Toscana dal 2017

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Belgium GP 2014 Formula 1



SPA FRANCORCHAMPS - Spa-Francorchamps F1 circuit, Belgique - België. 
Belgian Formula One Grand Prix preview, 22-24 August 2014. 
You can join the Facebook event here, also if you're not going there, 
just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 

British time: (Italy & Belgium +1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 9:00-10:30 
fp2: 13:00-14:30 (1pm-2:30pm)

Saturday 
fp3: 10:00-11:00 
qualifying: 13:00-14:10 

Sunday 
race: 13:00

Monday, July 28, 2014

Nibali wins on McLaren

PARIS - Italian cyclist Nibali won the 2014 Tour de France, using a McLaren Specialized S-Works bike. Jenson Button often practices cycling.

The French Le Monde newspaper tried every way to accuse him of doping... aha that's really an unsporting and ridiculous way, without a proof.
And, he's great also DOWNHILL and on the PAVE' (he showed he's a champion) and doping for those is useless eh...
Sorry, it's only 30 years a French doesn't win their home tour, try again
‪#vebruciaerculo‬
It must be Nibali's fault for the other cyclists like Contador and Froome not even able to stay on the bike...
"j'accuse!"... my ass.

Immancabili le boiate della Rai come nella Formula 1 (devono essere tipici parenti raccomandati di Mazzoni).
Hanno chiesto ai ciclisti che musica ascoltano e uno ha detto Kings of Leon, e quello della Rai ha tradotto, serio : IL RE LEONE...............
Non sono molto intelligenti... Hanno ripetuto ogni giorno mille volte che "i fuggitivi ce la faranno", "non sarà facile andare a riprendere i fuggitivi", persino quando erano a soli 20 secondi di "fuga" (a 30 km dall'arrivo!), quando ormai il gruppo li vedeva. Poi non hanno neanche commentato che puntualmente li riprendevano (essendo quelli della Rai dei gufi).
Eccoli : "tour finito, ha vinto Nibali... Lo sappiamo che quelli a casa diranno..." ...eh sì, diranno (e pagheranno il canone...). Giorno dopo: caduta di massa, mega rischio, classifica salva di culo per 100 metri perchè era a 2.9 dalla fine, entro i 3 km.
Tra l'altro se dici sempre che non li riprenderanno, non è un modo molto efficace di tenere gli spettatori davanti alla tv... Credono forse che il telespettatore faccia il tifo o si emozioni a vedere una fuga che va in porto, ma a noi pare il contrario, è bello vedere che recuperano, che ci sia lotta, e poi nel gruppo ci sono sempre i migliori, di cui i tifosi sono dei fan.
Nel ciclismo sembra quasi scientifico: quelli in fuga non vincono quasi mai. Come quando c'è una volata finale, è veramente MATEMATICO che quello che sta più indietro rispetto agli altri, vince sempre.
Hanno paragonato Nibali a Mercx, e dopo :
"...non vorremmo che poi qualcuno a casa dicesse : ma come faaate a paragonarlo a Merckx!!!"
MA COME FAAAATE A PARAGONARLO A MERCKX!!!
Seriamente questi hanno bisogno di aiuto.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Hungary GP - what a mistake, McLaren!

HUNGARORING (Budapest) - Jenson FIRST and wrong tyres! #SACKBOULLIER
This Gp was exciting but the media and fankids are ignoring that it was thanks to the WET track.

Vettel's fankids : Seb’s driving skills showed us how to avoid crashing into a pit wall.
ahahahaha in Italian it's called CULO... ass, lucky as fuck.
They're butthurt Ricciardo won again...

Vettel's butthurt fankids part 2: Vettel should go to McLaren, all Red Bull helps Ricciardo, strategy… and always Seb have wrong strategy.
This type of childish moaning is usually from Hamilton... like a kid, when he thinks daddy or mama seem to prefer one child or the other.
keep that asshole of a fake champion for yourself.

Once again, no celebration from the British fans for Hamilton's problem in qualifiying like they did with Rosberg @ Silverstone. Not good enough to win without Rosberg retiring?

According to McLaren, the summer ends at the end of July.
Maybe because in September (even October), when in Monza it's sunny and hot and we have gelato, in Britain it's already winter and they have soup like old people.


highlights video

RAI, solito misto di cecità-rincoglionimento-gufaggio :
nelle qualifiche se la ridevano come al solito, stavolta perchè alcuni del pubblico iniziavano a tirare fuori ombrelli e vestirsi (tipica situazione da ridere eh... tipo "guarda quegli sfigati del popolo"), Mazzoni fa il buffone: "forse perchè hanno caldo" (?? quegli altolocati aristocratici della Rai usano ombrelli da passeggio per il sole, soffrono di colpi di sole). Nel momento preciso in cui Capelli dice che non ci sono condizioni di pioggia (era dal giorno prima che minacciava di piovere), inizia a piovere, con tanto di uscita di pista di Rosberg, botto x Kevin, svarione di Jenson. Non contento, ha continuato a dire che non pioveva.

"una Force India esce di pista... è Vergne!" (Vergne sulla Force India??)
"Button è il più lento, si sta formando un trenino dietro..." ...è Magnussen!
"Hamilton attacca Vergne" (ma non è appena uscito di pista?? ...era Rosberg)
il tutto in 30 secondi, fastest mistakes for Mazzoni

Mazzoni faceva il tifo per Hamilton, adesso si spiegano molte cose... (si vede che ci sono stati contro-ordini dall'alto...) arrivando addirittura al litigio ("non è una polemica") con l'ingegner Bruno, che giustamente diceva che ci sono state safety car, pista bagnata, strategia sbagliata, ecc.
"Non vorrei che ci fossero dei problemi per Hamilton!" (??? la diva ti paga?)

Capelli è un motore che non si accende : "non riesce a sopr... sovr... sopr..."
sotto?
"...a passare" (è così difficile dire sorpassare, sopravanzare? non riesce)
Dopo, a Fisichella : "ti aiuto io a capire"
sem a post...

grid girls @ Monza 2014


(also for foreign girls) if you want to be one of the "gridgirls" at the 2014 Italian Formula 1 Grand Prix, you have to send 2 photos (face and full body) and curriculum, to eventi@monzanet.it before the 28 of July.
You have to be at least 170 cm tall, and the selection will be @ circuit on 29 July

Monday, July 21, 2014

Hungary GP 2014 Formula 1


BUDAPEST - Hungaroring, Mogyoród, Budapest, Hungary. 
Magyar Nagydíj Hungarian Formula One Grand Prix preview, 25-27 July 2014. 
You can join the Facebook event here, also if you're not going there, 
just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 
British time: (Italy & Hungary +1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 9:00-10:30 
fp2: 13:00-14:30 (1pm-2:30pm)

Saturday 
fp3: 10:00-11:00 
qualifying: 13:00-14:10 

Sunday 
race: 13:00

I don't know why I've always liked Hungary... ;)
since I was a child, I wrote a thesis about it.
It was the flag with the same colours of Italy inspiring me.
Then when I grew up, I realised why :D
And my favourite Jenson Button won his first race here, and in 2011.

I need a tourist guide! :)

Marco Guido

Sunday, July 20, 2014

boring German GP

HOCKENHEIM - At the 19th lap (out of 67) the "very exciting" Germany Grand Prix was already over, same top positions at the end.
Hamilton even thought Button would've let him pass... sure, diva Hamilton, everything for your majesty.
Is there at least one car the "super champion" Hamilton (driving only fast cars eh) is able to overtake without causing a loss of pieces...
Typical illuminati, all calculated. This Formula 1 is so boring that Mercedes can do what they want. Home race won for their drivers, final world champion Hamilton, paid like a luxury bitch.
Now it's the naive fankids turn : oh it was so exciting to see the battle for the 6th and 15th position...
If there's a battle for the 35th position and Chilton even does the breakdance inside the car, we fans can't care about it.
Ze Germans are so provincial... you know what I mean...
winning in football must be something new for them... lucky they didn't get Italy, or they would've lost as always. Formula 1 people usually don't care about football and even hate it. All that football in F1 has nothing to do... the only one serious person who doesn't talk about it, is Jenson.
There's a word in Italian to describe them : "tamarro"... they have no style, a bad style... We've also seen a car of Germans, with blue phosphorescent lights under the car, and loud music. It was all fake.
The British "fair play (my ass)" fans didn't celebrate Hamilton's crash at the start of qualifying... come on, it's a technical problem for the same car you celebrated the failure @ British GP.
Oh it's only "them Italians, those Africans" celebrating failures...
there's no more xenophobe crowd than the British, even faking to be anti-racist.
Divine punishment : shite food and rain all year. Only one thing left : drinking to forget.

The fankids of Diva Hamilton say it's because he went away that McLaren sucks and they laugh of McLaren... sure, he made the HISTORY of McLaren... like : without McLaren he would've been NOBODY.
His team mates, who knew him a little bit better than his fankids : with Alonso didn't get on well and had to go away, Jenson didn't even follow him and Hamilton moaned like a kid (also about getting millions from sponsors... and revealing the telemetry on the internet like an idiot), and Rosberg, they're like cat and dog.
Sure it's a hard work to travel around the world getting millions from sponsors... he should go working in a field in the countryside, maybe he becomes a bit humble.


highlights video

continua la cecità :
"Hamilton ha perso dei pezzi"... nooo, è la Ferrari.
"Vettel ha perso dei pezzi"... nooo, è la Ferrari.
Per Mazzoni la Ferrari è indistruttibile.
"I piloti infiammano il pubblico"... ooohh guarda erano talmente infiammati che non gliene fregava neanche di Rosberg.
"PRINCIPIO di incendio per Chiviàt"... (Kvyat) ...se vi brucia mezza casa, tranquilli ricordatevi che è solo un principio d'incendio.
Lui parla così perchè vuole sembrare un esperto che usa termini tecnici. (incendio per lui è un termine tecnico).
Durante le prove quelli della Rai se la ridevano perchè si chiama "Fric" (solito umorismo da bar da due soldi), e dicevano che SOLO le Mercedes e le Williams senza Fric sono in difficoltà... risultato : prima la Mercedes, seconda e terza le Williams (e senza incidente Hamilton sarebbe stato là), idem la gara, con Hamilton al posto di Massa.
"Vedete questa curva non è perfettamente dritta"
(Mazzoni)
vediamo... è una curva...
Adesso (invece) non era serio:
"speriamo che gli spettatori si riversino in massa... Massa non c'entra niente" (ride)
"quello che ha scaldato più le gomme è stato Kobayashi" (ride)
...è uno humour sottile... inglese... per palati fini. Fini non c'entra niente (rido) - fase di mazzonizzazione.
Paul Hembery parla italiano meglio di Stella Bruno.
fact



more exciting than F1

Monday, July 14, 2014

Germany GP 2014 Formula 1


HOCKENHEIM - Hockenheimring, Deutschland. 
German Formula One Grand Prix preview, 18-20 July 2014. 
You can join the Facebook event here, also if you're not going there, 
just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 

British time: (Italy +1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 9:00-10:30 
fp2: 13:00-14:30 (1pm-2:30pm)

Saturday 
fp3: 10:00-11:00 
qualifying: 13:00-14:10 

Sunday 
race: 13:00

Sunday, July 06, 2014

Silverstone, British crowd celebrates Rosberg retiring

SILVERSTONE - British Grand Prix. The British crowd celebrated Rosberg's technical problem...what a bunch of drunk assholes. They shouldn't be so happy, it's the same German car of your Black God Hamilton, IDIOTS (don't say anything against him, "because he's black"...)
As if we celebrated Magnussen retiring.
Aren't the British famous for their FAIR PLAY, sporting behaviour? like, burning Italian flags as in the Middle East with American flags? fair play my ass!
Godlike punishment for them : RAIN all year. And shite food. And losing all the games vs Italy.
LOSERS.

congratulations to Lewis Hamilton for winning the home Great Britain GP, showing his superior driving skills thanks to Rosberg's car retiring.
His girlfriend has been substituted with Naomi Campbell.
pettinatura da proper coglione

Maldonado and Gutierrez : find a room.
(and have sex)


highlights video

do you really think there was, there is and there will be a battle for the world championship between Rosberg and Hamilton?
you must be naive... it's all about money, it's all already planned. Can't you see how fake are their behaviours...
illuminati Mercedes wouldn't throw away millions to make lose their most paid driver when the Red Bull dominance is over... you know who's that one...
Hamilton world champion, Rosberg leading in the first part of the season, to make F1 "exciting", or FIA would change the rules...

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

British Grand Prix 2014 Silverstone




SILVERSTONE - Silverstone F1 Circuit, England. 
Great Britain Formula 1 GP preview, 4-6 July 2014. 
You can join the Facebook event here, also if you're not going there, 
just to remind you the hours of the GP on tv. 

British time: (Italy +1) 

Friday 
free practice 1: 10:00-11:30 
fp2: 14:00-15:30 (2pm-3:30pm)

Saturday 
fp3: 10:00-11:00 
qualifying: 13:00-14:10 

Sunday 
race: 13:00



a little guide to the home GP
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